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THE ENGINEERINGCONFERENCE#3.o

An Engineering Conference. Organized by Alfons Andreasson & Oskar Holmberg. Architected by Michael Scott. It is going to be the best conference of all time. Probably. Definitely.

Oskar & Alfons
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Date
#3.o
Doors
12:30
Sessions
10
Dress code
Business Casual-ish

The Agenda

"Plans are just a wish list with a clock." — Michael
  1. 01
    12:30
    → 12:45

    Welcome & Opening Remarks

    👤 Alfons Andreasson & Oskar Holmberg
    Michael says: "Alfons & Oskar will be doing a short opening. It will only be 45 minutes. Tops."
  2. 02
    12:45
    → 14:00

    Team Presentations

    👤 Every Team. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.
    Michael says: "Like Pretzel Day, but with slides. Please clap between each team."
  3. 03
    14:00
    → 14:15

    Vulnerability Hunting with Claude Code

    👤 Sven Claesson
    Michael says: "Identify, Decide, Reduce, Eliminate. Identify, Decide, Reduce, Eliminate. — Dwight, mostly"
  4. 04
    14:15
    → 14:30

    Building Things Blindly

    👤 Jim Aho
    Michael says: "Sounds dangerous. I'm in."
  5. 05
    14:30
    → 15:00

    Modern Networking & Hybrid Infrastructure

    👤 Operations Team
    Michael says: "Networking. Like, actual cables and stuff. Not the LinkedIn kind. I asked."
  6. 06
    15:00
    → 15:15

    Metal Mapping™

    👤 Jens Malm
    Michael says: "The ™ means it's real. Like Threat Level Midnight™."
  7. 07
    15:15
    → 15:30

    ACUL + Backoffice

    👤 Adam Rohdell & David Andreasson
    Michael says: "Two presenters. Two times the dynamite. Auth0 stuff and a new B2B library. Moving away from Blazor. Goodbye, Blazor. You will not be missed."
  8. 08
    15:30
    → 15:50

    Productivity with Claude

    👤 Hampus Berglund & Danni Efraim
    Michael says: "Claude is a robot. He does not get tired. We could learn a lot from Claude. Not you, Stanley."
  9. 09
    15:50
    → 16:00

    Closing Remarks

    👤 Alfons Andreasson & Oskar Holmberg
    Michael says: "I will say something profound. Probably from Wayne Gretzky. — Michael Scott"
  10. 10
    16:00
    → Late

    AEC — After Engineering Conference

    👤 Venue TBD (NOT Chili's. Long story.)
    Michael says: "After-work. I am buying the first round. Do not hold me to this."

Facts. By Michael Scott.

  • ★FACT: I am the World's Best Boss. I have the mug to prove it.
  • ★FACT: This conference will be a 10. Maybe an 11.
  • ★FACT: Engineers love three things — code, coffee, and being told they are doing a great job. Alfons & Oskar will be providing two of these.

Participating Departments

Headcount: Sufficient
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Organizing Committee
Chair: Michael Scott
Conference Lead Architect: also Michael Scott
Conference Architects: Alfons & Oskar
Snacks: Kevin
Compliance: ignored

"You miss 100% of the conferences you don't attend."

— Wayne Gretzky — Michael Scott